Me: John, tonight you take Noah to Cub Scouts.
John: Will you tape Heroes for me?
Me: Isn't it over for this season?
John: Oh, that's right. (Fake moaning) WHY?
Me: It's just a show, John.
John: WHY?
Me: Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?
John: WHY?
Me: All shows end, honey. In a couple weeks, Dancing with the Stars will end too.
John: That's because there is a God.
